Hayden

Hayden's so poor, when I stepped in a puddle, his head popped out and said "GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY BATHTUB!"

Hayden's  so poor i walked inside his room and picked up a popsickle from the floor and he said leave the AC alone

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Hayden's  so poor he was kicking a can down the street and I asked him what he was doing and she said "movin" 

Hayden's so poor, he can't even pay attention.